We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
its not stalking. its research.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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