is your mom at the bar?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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