I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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