distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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