Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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