so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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