would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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