I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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