i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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