I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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