somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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