I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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