using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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