But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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