i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
if only i could text you this smell
He had one of those small greek statue penises
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They are going to name an STD after you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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