i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
