He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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