Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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