the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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