she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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