no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just had sex on a roof
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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