i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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