You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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