If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
