Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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