"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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