i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
sex in a hospital.. check
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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