i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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