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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(253): View more from Washington

Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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(217): View more from Illinois

haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.

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(540): View more from Virginia

The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.

(540): View more from Virginia

you also need to get my treadmill fixed.

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(407): View more from Florida

While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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(207): View more from Maine

my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...

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