i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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