His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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