had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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