i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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