Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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