Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.