we're chasing vodka with high fives
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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