do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.