yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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