if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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