you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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