Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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