i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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