Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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