Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.