i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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