My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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