Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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