This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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