i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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