ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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