This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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