I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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