Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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