So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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