Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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