If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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